In another edition of “Gradwatch on the NYT,” we troll The New York Times for grad-related stories that might have slipped through the cracks

In a truly epic rant, Gen-Xer Robert Lanham rips into “Millenials” for being whiney, self-important, and technology obsessed…all while being incredibely whiney and self-important and writing on a website!

As you guys already know, we’re always banging on about learning and seeking new knowledge even when there’s no required reading or term papers to motivate your intellectual inquiry. However, we also know that life as a recent grad can be hectic, and when you get home from work at 11

China earthquake: Sichuan death toll could reach 50,000, government warns (CNN)
On Monday, a 7.9-magnitude earthquake rocked southwestern China, hitting the Sichuan Province the hardest. As predicted, the death toll has risen from the original estimate of 10,000 as rescue efforts progressed throughout the week

Nothing's worse than feeling out of touch. And when you are, the last thing you want is to have the following newscasters catching you up:

I've definitely pulled some pretty curious "getting dressed" moves to look cool in my bedroom (alone!), but this just takes things a bit too far. Can't wait to see the remix videos set to Ginuwine's "In Those Jeans"!

SomethingStore is a website where you pay $10 to receive a “surprise” item chosen at random from the SomethingStore inventory. It could be a panini grill (in which case you might say “cash back!”). It could be a $25 Target card (in which case you’d definitely say “cash back”). However, it could also be a belly dancing costume

Outrageous story of the week:

HOUSTON (AP) — Three teenagers were arrested after two of them told police they dug up a secluded grave north of Houston, removed the skull from the coffin and converted it into a marijuana bong.

So, Obama took North Carolina by a decisive margin yesterday and Hillary eked out a win in Indiana. Between the lingering specter of Jeremiah Wright and Hil’s proud refusal to back down, the pundits have plenty of fodder to ride out into summer. But are you still paying attention? Did you ever?