The Skull and Bongs Society
Outrageous story of the week:
HOUSTON (AP) — Three teenagers were arrested after two of them told police they dug up a secluded grave north of Houston, removed the skull from the coffin and converted it into a marijuana bong.
Police found a grave in the city of Humble that had been disturbed, but were still investigating the rest of the teens' story, Houston police Sgt. John Chomiak said.
If I were a headline writer for the Humble local paper, I would have gone to town on this story:
Bong but Not Forgotten!
The BONG Collector
Baked Out of His Skull!
I Smoke Dead People!
The Best Head Shop in Town
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