The Skull and Bongs Society

Outrageous story of the week:

HOUSTON (AP) — Three teenagers were arrested after two of them told police they dug up a secluded grave north of Houston, removed the skull from the coffin and converted it into a marijuana bong.

Police found a grave in the city of Humble that had been disturbed, but were still investigating the rest of the teens' story, Houston police Sgt. John Chomiak said.

If I were a headline writer for the Humble local paper, I would have gone to town on this story:

Skull-druggery!
Bong but Not Forgotten!
The BONG Collector
Baked Out of His Skull!
I Smoke Dead People!
The Best Head Shop in Town

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