Roommate Living

We all had roommates in the drunk and hazy days of college, but now it’s a bit different. With responsibility comes stress, and nothing brings out people’s dark-sides more than being stressed, tired, and late for work. A roommate cuts costs and provides a live-in drinking buddy, but they can also cut sanity and provide a major pain in the ass. So if you are going to go the roommate rout after college, remember to choose wisely.

Proceed with Caution: Choosing a Roommate

You didn’t get to choose your first college roommate, which probably explains why she was a Bulgarian exchange student with a pet rock. But with choice comes anxiety, self-loathing, and eventually regret. A best friend may not be the best choice. The friendship might not outlive the tensions of shared living. Better to go for a minor acquaintance. A friend of a friend will feel much less comfortable wearing your underwear, and if it doesn’t work out, you won’t feel so bad never speaking to them again. Keep the following questions in mind while deciding:

• Are you/they a morning person or night owl?
• Do you/they envision the place being a party pad or a residence of relaxation?
• What kind of people do they hang out with? Will your peeps and their peeps be gellin' like Magellan?
• Are they in a serious relationship and will their significant other stay over a lot? Will that bother you?
• Are they clean? Too clean?
• Do they have any annoying hobbies or pets?
• Are you in the same price range as them – be sure to consider electric bills, cable, Internet, and furniture. Money is the root of most disputes, so be crystal clear on how much each resident is willing to spend.
• Smoker (all kinds)?
• Are you okay living with someone of the opposite sex? Just because they’re a chick doesn’t mean they’ll be neat and just because they’re a dude doesn’t mean they’ll fill the bathtub with beer cans.

After you get a good idea of the type of person you want to live with, click over to the easy-to-use Gradspot.com Roommate Finder to locate a match made in post-college heaven.

How to Avoid Living La Vida Loca

Though you’re not married to your roommate, living together is a commitment and with any commitment comes drama. Some disputes are inescapable, but some can be avoided by setting some house rules and restrictions beforehand. Consider the issues below before or at move-in so you don’t end up on Jerry Springer:

• Lease – The lease question is an interesting one. If you want control over the apartment you may want to keep the lease in your name. That way if any big problems arise you can boot them faster than a tone-deaf heifer on American Idol. But not having your roommates name on the lease also means you become the landlord by proxy, responsible for getting the rent together on-time or covering the whole rent yourself if your roomie decides to fly the coop.
• Rent – Will one person pay more due to certain privileges like a bigger room or parking spot? Rooms can be pro-rated based on square footage, but you may want to take other things into account like closet space, number of windows or proximity to the bathroom.
• Bills – Divide the duties—if one person covers cable, the other should make sure the lights stay on. If you only watch Wu-Tang videos online and your roommate keeps the cable box in her room, she should pay more of the cable bill. Consider signing up for automatic bill pay to reduce hassle and avoid late payments.
• Groceries – Decide up front whether food will be separate or shared so that tension doesn’t arise when the roomie lays a finger on your Butterfinger. There are some things the apartment will regularly need, like toilet paper, napkins and trash bags. Will these items be bought as needed by whomever or should there be a group Costco outing once a month to stock up Y2K-style?
• Furniture – You may have some stuff left over from college, but chances are most of it is more worn-out and beer stained than Nick Nolte’s v-neck. Figure out what’s usable and then discuss who will bring what. If items need to be bought, decide whether the cost will be split or if one person will foot the bill and maintain sole ownership. The problem with splitting is that eventually you move out and somehow own a quarter of a flat-screen TV and a third of a chez lounge. One potential solution is to agree upon what big-ticket items everyone wants to have (e.g., couch, TV, dining room table), and then have each person handle an item in full.
• Visitors – How late is too late and how long is too long? A roomie whose friends overload the couch and hijack control of the living room TV will get annoying faster than the dancing old man from the Six Flags commercials.
• Chores –Keep in mind that people have different cleaning habits – some tidy up every day, some every week and some do a big “Trading Spaces” overhaul once a month. If your roomie cleans less often than you do, don’t try to force them onto your schedule. Instead, try to make a compromise with other chores or get them to pitch in for a maid.