Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Ahoy, recent graaaaduates! In the name of Edward Teach, Captain Jack Sparrow, and those blokes who lived in a cave in Goonies, today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Find out how other people are celebrating (including events in cities around the country), illegally download some pirate flicks, and generally annoy friends and coworkers by speaking in the style of a swashbuckling maniac. Even Facebook is in on the action.
Alternatively, you could just drink some Mount Gay alone. It's up to you—this is a day when there ARE NO RULES!