Video: How to Get Invited to a Wedding

Recently, my friend Adam met a young woman at a bar in Washington, D.C., who enraptured him and made him think, "Maybe D.C. really is the best city for singles, despite vast evidence to the contrary." As he slyly angled for a second meeting, she told him that she had a hectic wedding season coming up and would be pretty booked. "So can I come to one of the weddings?" asked Adam, ever the consummate player. With ambiguous intentions, she told him that he'd have to submit a video resume before she could even consider his candidacy.

Two weeks later, she received this in her inbox:

Adam Sills is...THE PERFECT WEDDING DATE from Nate Houghteling on Vimeo

So the question remains...