It’s a perfect storm! Just as I’m beginning to feel physically ill from free iced coffee day at Dunkin’ Donuts (you can’t argue with the Flavorcaster, even when it says “blueberry”), this news hits me: It’s also FREE CHICKEN SANDWICH DAY at McDonald’s

Gradspotters, today is the greatest day of the entire calendar year. A day on which the most delicious drink on the face of the earth literally flows like water. I’m talking about FREE ICED COFFEE day at Dunkin’ Donuts!

Nothing's worse than feeling out of touch. And when you are, the last thing you want is to have the following newscasters catching you up:

Now that farmers markets are open for the season, forget buying fruit and vegetables at the supermarket. The tomatoes may look perfect, but they have a texture like gritty Jell-o and a taste indistinguishable from lettuce

I've definitely pulled some pretty curious "getting dressed" moves to look cool in my bedroom (alone!), but this just takes things a bit too far. Can't wait to see the remix videos set to Ginuwine's "In Those Jeans"!

SomethingStore is a website where you pay $10 to receive a “surprise” item chosen at random from the SomethingStore inventory. It could be a panini grill (in which case you might say “cash back!”). It could be a $25 Target card (in which case you’d definitely say “cash back”). However, it could also be a belly dancing costume

Outrageous story of the week:

HOUSTON (AP) — Three teenagers were arrested after two of them told police they dug up a secluded grave north of Houston, removed the skull from the coffin and converted it into a marijuana bong.

With Memorial Day just a few short weeks away, I can already begin to smell the glowing embers of a hot charcoal grill (though maybe that’s because my neighbors are literally grilling right now). Summer barbecues are wonderful, not just because of the simple, back-to-the-earth feeling evoked by meat

So, Obama took North Carolina by a decisive margin yesterday and Hillary eked out a win in Indiana. Between the lingering specter of Jeremiah Wright and Hil’s proud refusal to back down, the pundits have plenty of fodder to ride out into summer. But are you still paying attention? Did you ever?