Procrastinator

Words can hardly describe the thunder-from-down-under awesomeness that is this flash game. Starring what appears to be a flatulent duck donned in a toupee, a Hawaiian shirt, and a propeller on the back of his (her?) head, Puzzle Farter lets you propel your gassy hero through... more >

Food Party describes itself as “a (would-be) TV cooking show with a spicy saigon kitchen-witch as your hostess, a cast of unruly puppets as culinary advisors, and a cavalcade of hip-hop/sports world celebrities as surprise dinner guests.” I describe it as the Food Network on acid... more >

Before you head into the weekend, take a moment to savor the schadenfreude of this absurd voice mail left by a San Franciscan suitor. If this dude doesn’t get cast as the next Bachelor, someone at ABC’s not doing their job right at... more >

My friend Seth just sent me this. CCTV in CCCP is way hardcore... more >

This weekend the hype shall finally meet its maker as gaggles of fans get a chance to see how Carrie Bradshaw and Co. translate to the big screen in Sex and the City: The Movie. Owen Gleiberman of Entertainment Weekly has given it a B+ (spoiler alert in review), but ... more >

I guess this is the web equivalent of tucking a Playboy inside your Physics textbook in the library…

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In their new video for "Pork and Beans," Weezer takes us on a trip down memory lane, successfully reminding us of other times when we wasted time watching weird videos online. Oh well...any video featuring Tay Zonday is alright by me. Ride this one out into Memorial Day weekend, players. See you next week!... more >

Check out Holy Taco’s 8 Types Of Annoying People You’ll Find Inside Starbucks, including “The Over Happy Line Greeter/Order Taker” and the “Complicated Order Guy Who Needs His Coffee Right the F*#k Now.” Having been the “... more >

I don’t think that I’ve ever exhibited such perverted glee as when my friend told me recently that he had met a girl through Craigslist’s mythical “Casual Encounters” section. Despite dropping numerous references to it in conversation, I really knew nothing about what "encounters" really entailed... more >

Have you noticed that all the Europeans in the office are "sick" today or have scheduled abnormally long (also known as "European-style") lunch meetings? That's because the UEFA Champions League final kicks off at 2:45PM on ESPN2. This is not to be missed -- locate the closest pint... more >